So then I look at my blog.
Crazy font? No.
Hokey "I'm a writer! Look! A book!" background? Fuck you.
If I had a book, like she does (you can find where to get them at her awesomely Spartan blog here) or if I could write such funny shit, I might not need anything else.
But for the time being, I am a writer. Just look at my blog's background. It's a fucking book. What more do you need?